9 a.m. Shiver Me Timbers.
10 a.m. Drink Rum.
11 a.m. Swash Me Buckle.
12 o'noon Drink Rum.
1 p.m. Force Swabs Off Plank.
2 p.m. Drink Rum.
3 p.m. Bury Treasure.
4 p.m. Drink Rum.
5 p.m. Try To Remember Where #!@% Treasure Is Buried.
6 p.m. Till 5 a.m. Drink Rum